Tuesday, January 20, 2009

symphony of destruction

It's been 5 days. The channel is still not back. Hope is slowly dwindling. I thought Nalts letter to the Partners program would do the trick, but they either don't care or Nalts is a huge push over.

Every day I wake up and am forced to log onto matt2cory instead of MattandCory. Do you know how it feels to be confined to the shitty side channel of what was once a phenomenon? MattandCory was the greatest thing that has ever happened to YouTube. We were at the top of the ladder. We were the top of of the food chain! I don't care who had the subscribers or who had the most faggot followers. WE were the best. Hands down. Bar none. MattandCory were the KINGS of YouTube. Fuck everyone else.

Then we were assassinated. The most terrible feeling however, is knowing that our downfall was an inside job. We were slain by our own hands! My(Matt) hands in particular. I'll admit, it was my idea to start the Reubdick channel. I was the only one that was working the Reubdick channel for its entire existence! I'm such a fool.

I know I'm the least liked character of MattandCory, but fucking up everything just seems to put the final nail in my coffin.

But let me tell everyone this: Reubdick may have been MattandCory's downfall. It may have taken everything we have ever worked for and completely destroyed it in every way, shape and form; but there is not a person alive who can tell me that Reubdick was not a great joke. Reubdick was such a perfect joke as a matter of fact, that it HAD the power to single handedly destroy an empire! It had the power to take history and forever change it, even if it was for the worse.

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Now. In the wake of this tragedy, we can see all that it is we have lost. When we upload a video and get only a single comment and a one star rating throughout the course of an entire 24 hours, you know you have been defeated.

Our time of rule is over, or at least for a good, long time. But these two [heterosexual] kings shall wonder these ruined lands. They will wander in death and in darkness; for as long as it takes. . . . . . . . . . . to find salvation.

Matthew (1:15:09)

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